life is desire, not meaning

A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.

(Source: kirstendusnt)

mamalaz:

rumaan:

I love this so much especially Malfoy’s mug! 
Drawn by CaptBexx

RON’S SANDWICH

mamalaz:

rumaan:

I love this so much especially Malfoy’s mug! 

Drawn by CaptBexx

RON’S SANDWICH

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle man my hands are shaky ;~;

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle 
man my hands are shaky ;~;

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes)

"I prefer being a good boy in certain situations and a bad boy in others." Tom Hiddleston

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(Source: paulwelsey)

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......

thepartyponies:

I want a movie where Jude Law and Mark Ruffalo fight for RDJ’s hand in marriage.

How long do you see yourself playing Thor?

(Source: vibrathor)

stupidlullabies:

thatlalagirl:

I’m beginning to wonder if Mark Ruffalo just trolls Tumblr and reports back to the others. Like… “Hey guys… they call Evans a dorito…” and RDJ just sitting there like “Well that’s gonna be a thing.”

I mean. Really.

sounds legit.

(Source: sheisraging)