I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
i just woke up my entire apartment complex laughing so hard
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav
I have been waiting all year to post this.
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
people's most beautiful woman: lupita nyong’o
The king and his men stole the queen from her bed and bound her in her Bones. The seas be ours and by the powers where we will we’ll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together, hoist the colors high. Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk